Never Go Scouting for Hot Chicks in Super-Markets

“I’m Bored. I need to get these notes Xeroxed anyways. Chal wo to Kara ke Ata hai”. I said to Monty, Thinking back of the last time I referred to him by his Actual name Sourabh. Couldn’t remember. Chuck it.

So, we quickly give the Xerox lady, the material so that she can do her THING and we could get out of there. But you know what? It seemed like we are the only Two People in this world who were Lazy and Jobless because that Lady certainly was very Busy sipping at her Hot cup of Tea and replied with a unenthusiastic

“It’ll take about 20 mins.”

“Who drinks Tea at 7pm in the Evening?” I wondered.

None the less we had 20mins to Kill and Mr.Monty here came up with what SEEMED like a pretty Crisp Idea at that Moment.

“Chal, Age wala Supermarket mein Jake Ate hai. Saturday Hai, 7pm Baje hai, There gotta be atleast some Hot Chicks in there.”

I usually don’t listen to such idea’s but the Last 4 words of his Sentence brought an EVIL SMILE on my face.

“Well, Now that's what I call a Brilliant Idea .Well done.” I said to him, Climbing up the Stairs on our way to the Supermarket.

Now, Usually when guys enter Unknown territory like these with Probability of hot chicks in there , they check if their Hair is set Properly or maybe look into a Mirror [credits to Monty for this point :P ] but we did neither. Although I think Monty Adjusted his Belt about 5 cms to left just to be Confident.

Now, I step in first. Have a Glance around. NO Chicks. I move further In. No Chicks again. I reach the end of the Supermarket No luck.

I finally had begun to convince myself that this is just a Bad Dream so I started Snapping my Fingers. [ I know it's a Lame way :P ] But alas I was proved Wrong and we were Stuck in there. 

“Screw Hot Chicks Man, there ain’t even Ordinary Chicks in here. All I can see here is Two Old fat Aunties shopping Detergents and 1 Male Salesman that’s all.”

“How would I…..” and even before he could complete his sentence an Annoying voice interrupted him.

“Can I help you Sir?” Yes, It was the Weirdo Salesman. Orange Tee, Black pants. Looked like a Netherlands Uniform but forget it, He doesn’t deserve that compliment. Reminds me of the World Cup, ORANJE baby!!!!  B-)

Now I don’t know if Monty’s reply was a well-planned tactic to get me screwed or was it just out of sheer Anger but his pointing at me and his “So, Tujhe kuch Kharidna tha na?” took me by surprise.

Which was followed by that Annoying noise again which barked “Sir, What are you searching for?”

It’s Moments like these which make you think Why don’t we trust our Instincts more often? Because My instincts at that moment did pretty well and got me out of this mess.

“Deo’s?” I asked hesitantly “You got any good Deo’s in here?” the second line certainly had much more Confidence than the previous one.

“Yes Sir, This way.” And he escorted us to the exact position thinking what these Idiots were doing in the Soap/Detergent Section in the first place.

Now, I didn’t want to buy anything and Monty certainly wasn’t in a Shopping mood either. But we Couldn’t just walk out of there, actually we could but The salesman was staring at us like we were two Celebs who were about to buy something from his store. It was clear his Store was going to the Dogs. LITERALLY :P

So I have a quick glance over the collection they had there. And I noticed something

“Do you have the Blue one in this?” I think it was SET WET Zatak that I picked up.  

“No, Sir. We’re out of that but the other two are good too. Try them.” The annoying noise said.

“I Already have those two, wanted the Blue one. Don’t you have even One remaining?” Rubbing it in now.

“Sorry sir, Maybe Next Monday.” He replied pretty much like a Shot down Soldier.

“Okay, than.” Monty gives me a Smile more out of Disgust at my Act than anything else. “Chal phir Monday Ayenge.”

Now, I could had just walked off but I still don’t know why I did this but I just did. Instinct I guess. I turned around

“Excuse me, Wo Blue Wala, Please Monday tak Guarantee La kar Rakhna okay? Please.” With a Disappointed look on my face.

“Surely Sir.” He said like a excited 6 yr Old.

We get out of there eventually, Monty pops up with one his trademarks

”Kamina Hai tu, Saale Ijjat se bahar Nikalne nahi ata?”

“Well, Atleast 15min Time Pass to hua na? That was the point and now that’s One store I’m never gonna visit again.” I said with a Wink.

Happy Vacations to All!!! :D